Dimly Aware » spit http://dimlyaware.com Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness. Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:13:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Spit Happens http://dimlyaware.com/2008/02/spit-happens/ http://dimlyaware.com/2008/02/spit-happens/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:43:00 +0000 Marc McDonald http://dimlyaware.com/?p=28 To begin with…what the hell? Lately it seems like I can’t walk five feet down the streets of NYC without someone in my visual or auditory range deciding to hawk one right on the sidewalk in front of me! What the heck is the malfunction that results in thousands of people being unable to swallow their own saliva?!?!

The dictionary defines “spit” as (among other things) “saliva, especially when ejected forcefully from the mouth.” Okay, but what’s in it that people feel as though it can’t be swallowed? Am I in some kind of danger that I wasn’t aware of? Maybe it’s bad for you, and I should have been spitting all my life? Further research tells me that saliva “is 98% water, which carries electrolytes, mucus, antibacterial compounds and various enzymes.” Hmm….well, I know electrolytes are good, because that’s what they put in Gatorade to make people into super athletes. Of course, mucus is a secretion of mucus membranes like those found in the sinuses and nose. A little more digging (on wikipedia, not in my nose) reveals that mucus is a mixture of antiseptic enzymes and immunoglobulins , which are proteins found in the bodily fluids of vertebrates and are used to support immune function. And finally, we have antibacterial compounds which are…well…antibacterial compounds.

Hmm…so lets see….electrolytes, enzymes, supports immune function, antibacterial properties. Is it me, or does this sound like something that if bottled and sold in the herbal remedy section of the supermarket, would result in more sales than the last issue of Maxim where Linsey Lohan was…oh sorry. Think of the uses! It could be applied to cuts and bruises to help prevent infection and speed healing (Moms, keep kissing those boo-boos). Different formulations could be traded to help ensure that immune systems were developing antibodies (teens, keep making out in parked cars), it could be used to rinse teeth and build a bacterial barrier, remove food particles, and prevent cavities!

So enough with the spitting already, America. Spit is good for you! And spitting doesn’t make you look cool, if that’s what you think. Nice people swallow (or so I’ve heard), and they’re healthier for it!

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